Я Вам (и Вам, И Вам, И Вам, и так 938 раз) пишу....
Недавно одно за другим пришли три письма, адресованные, кроме меня, ещё 937 (опечатки нет!) людям по всему научному миру. Парень из Индии хочет в аспирантуру. Так хочет, что на выучить английский времени у него нет.
Письмо 1.
With lots of appreciation for your kind consideration,
Please avail sufficient amount of financial support so that stay at your laboratory can be comfortable and efficient for work. The needed documents such as:
1) Grade sheet; 2) Recommendation letter; 3) Statement of purpose; 4) No objection certificate
Is ready and shall be sent to you on next day of your approval.
B-Tech at National institute of technology Trichy, India. The student possesses following Excellency:
EXCELLENCY:
1) Class topper with CGPA: 9.5 on basis of 10.
2) Three publications and ongoing research work at INSTITUTE
3) Takes simulation work from industries and solves problems using standard programming languages.
4) Opener of department in all India entrance examination. (879 rank out of one million students in India)
5) Passionate of pursuing PhD at Standard University.
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Письмо 2.
Giving honour to you for your all affirmatives,
I am pursuing research work where work is going on granular and suspension flow studies. As granular flow does not have yet been paid attention on, we are trying to find the solution and equations. During my academics, I am doing work on reactors and reaction engineering. Please provide me work if my work arise interest in you. I need internship at your labs in summer so that i can explore my research soul even further.
Please note that as a professor, you can avail fundings which is quite small in magnitude. But major importance is to be given to interface, i will get by working in your laboratory.
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Письмо 3.
Referring our all last conversations,
Thanks a lot for your past responses,
With a few new addition in my research work makes me glorious. It seems i should be a a part of your research group. It encourages me to join your group for some two months in winter to get to know what you are doing in your laboratories. As a person i am innovative and good in basics and technical knowledge.
I adopted transport phenomenon as my career line, i hope all subject sorrounds it. Apart from it i am doing work on granular materials with Dr. prabhu r. nott .
I have done flux enhancement in membrane separation technology at Indian Institute Of Technology Under Dr. Sunando Das Gupta.
As a student, Good commmunication skill and strong mathematics are my two positive points.
I would be glad to hear your admittance to my coming at your laboratory.
Thanks a lot for your responses which will give me some way to think.
Any enquiry if made will be encouraged.
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Письмо 4.
Hi excellant Professor,
I request you to grant me research work with financial add in coming summer vacation for two month period at your laboratories. My dedication will be seen throughout my work.
I would like in to work in recent field you are working in, in foolowing topics whichever matches your need:
1) Mass Transfer and biochemical engineering(Immunology)
2) Chemical Reaction Engineering:(I am working on problems with Scott Fogler Sir)
3) Fluid Dynamics: Specially in suspensions
4) Separation Technology
Its my pleasure to work under your guidance in above mentioned areas of my interest.
I am having nuetral accent in English and good interpersonal relationships. I shall pursue this internship out of my interest. Your interface shall give a new way to my career.
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